I just want to read my listicle

You’ve noticed that the internet or the web doesn’t present articles so much anymore.

What you get, these days, are listicles. Wikipedia says a listicle “uses a list as its thematic structure, but is fleshed out with sufficient copy.”

Lately it seems the fleshing out with “sufficient copy” has been missing on many of the articles I get “anchored” into.

The “anchor” is that “cardinal” number — it makes knowing something about “the thing” finite.  “The thing” in an article could be a premise; however, the premise for a listicle is rarely known.

A listicle smudges one’s intellect, and here are the top 5 reasons:

  1. The time you spend reading a listicle is numbered.
  2. Many readers jump to the end of the listicle, forgetting the linear “thematic structure.”
  3. By lines of listicles don’t require names just “handles.”
  4. Listicle editors often confuse the listicle for content.
  5. The listicle never ends soon enough.